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Bob Vulfov
Bob Vulfov is a Russian American comedian who lives in Brooklyn, NY. According to the reputable comedy publication Playboy, his Twitter account (@bobvulfov) was the 26th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Bob celebrated his birthday a few years ago by performing directly after Chris Rock at the Comic Strip Live and bombing super hard.
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March 13, 2018We Here at the House Intelligence Committee Have Concluded That Everything is Fine
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February 27, 2018In Response to Our Beach’s Increased Number of Shark Attacks, We Will Be Arming Lifeguards With Sharks of Their Own
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February 20, 2018I’m a White Person Who Saw Black Panther on Opening Night, So Now I’ll Continue Ignoring My Implicit Racism for a Few More Years
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February 7, 2018Our Administration Could Spend $5 Million On Mental Health Programs for Veterans, But We Think What Veterans Really Want is a Big, Expensive Military Parade
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January 23, 2018Even Though Judas Betrayed Jesus Pretty Hard in the Past, We’re Going to Take Him at His Word This Time
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January 5, 2018The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s New Admissions Policy
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December 11, 2017I Was On the Fence About the Homophobic Pedophile Senate Candidate, But It Turns Out He Also Thinks Slavery is Okay
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December 1, 2017Hello, I Am the Mythical Middle-Class Person Who Republicans Say Will Benefit from Their New Tax Bill
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November 13, 2017I Am a Republican Politician and I Guess It’s Come to the Point Where I Have to Defend Pedophilia
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October 31, 2017Just to Be Clear, the Witch-King of Angmar Was an Insignificant Volunteer in the Great Army of the Dark Lord Sauron
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October 18, 2017Ivanka Trump’s “Punk Phase”: Two Lists
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October 11, 2017Sure, I’ll Denounce Jack the Ripper, But I Also Feel the Need to Ask Why More of His Victims Didn’t Come Forward and Speak Out About His Behavior
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