ILLUSTORIA MAGAZINE
Young reader in your life? Subscribe to Illustoria magazine today. Recognized by The New York Times as a best gift for kids!
Articles by
Bob Vulfov
Bob Vulfov is a Russian American comedian who lives in Brooklyn, NY. According to the reputable comedy publication Playboy, his Twitter account (@bobvulfov) was the 26th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Bob celebrated his birthday a few years ago by performing directly after Chris Rock at the Comic Strip Live and bombing super hard.
-
November 26, 2018It Is Time to Stop Hurling Insults at the Brave Men and Women Who are Hurling Tear Gas at Innocent Children
-
October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
-
September 11, 2018I Wish to Speak to the Chef
-
August 29, 2018Although He Has Made Zero Effort to Make Amends, It Is Time to Bring Steve the Masturbator Back to Our Office
-
August 6, 2018I Support My Large, Sweaty Adult Son, But I Will Throw Him Under the Bus in a Heartbeat
-
July 25, 2018There’s No Way That Satan Wants Me, a Minor Demon Doomed to Serve Him, to Win in the Upcoming Election
-
June 29, 2018Let’s Not Blame Me, Adolf Hitler, for the Holocaust When We Should Be Blaming the Journalists Who Published My Words
-
May 22, 2018It is High Time We Banned Doors and Started Saving Children’s Lives in This Country
-
May 8, 2018I Am Al Capone’s Wife and I’d Like to Unveil My New Platform to Combat Organized Crime Among Children
-
April 20, 2018After Hours of Tough Negotiations With Legal Scholar Rudy Giuliani, I’ve Decided to End My Special Counsel Investigation Into the Trump Campaign
-
April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
-
March 22, 2018I’m Truth-O, Your New Honest Facebook Assistant!
Trending 🔥
-
March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
-
April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
-
April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
-
March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
Recently
-
April 17, 2024The Boys Are Back in Town (for Johnny’s Funeral)
-
April 17, 2024What I Thought My Life Would Be Like After Decanting All My Spices into Mason Jars
-
April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
-
April 16, 2024How to Roast Your Friend Just Enough That They’ll Want to Remain Your Friend