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Casey Rand

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Casey Rand is a writer and creative director in New York City. Her writing has appeared in McSweeney’s, Reductress, The Belladonna Comedy and more. You can find her book, People Who Deserve It, in select Barnes & Noble bargain bins.

September 9, 2019

Women’s Miranda Rights

by Casey Rand
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How to Bathe a Horse

by Casey Rand
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The Best Wireless Plans for Racist White Women

by Casey Rand

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