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Devorah Blachor

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Devorah Blachor is the author of The Feminist’s Guide to Raising a Little Princess. She also wrote the novels Farbissen and Fakakt but sadly never got around to writing Faklempt.

June 1, 2020

How to Use the Past Exonerative Tense to Uphold White Supremacy

by Devorah Blachor
May 14, 2020

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers: An Explainer

by Devorah Blachor
May 6, 2020

The Pro-Life Party Rebrands Itself

by Devorah Blachor
April 20, 2020

In 2016 I Voted For the Candidate Who Bragged About His Penis Size and Look Where the Country Is Now

by Devorah Blachor
March 24, 2020

We Cannot Let the Cure Be Worse Than The Problem So Let’s Let People Die

by Devorah Blachor
March 5, 2020

I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary Clinton and Now Believe That Elizabeth Warren Is Responsible for the Collapse of the Republic

by Devorah Blachor
February 5, 2020

How to Transition From a Democracy to an Autocracy

by Devorah Blachor
January 27, 2020

The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”

by Devorah Blachor
November 13, 2019

I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing

by Devorah Blachor
September 11, 2019

People Were More Civil Back When Women Couldn’t Vote

by Devorah Blachor
August 22, 2019

FAQ: Jerusalem Syndrome

by Devorah Blachor
July 29, 2019

I Am Marrying My Opinion That Donald Trump Is Not a Racist

by Devorah Blachor

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