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Articles by
Devorah Blachor
Devorah Blachor is the author of The Feminist’s Guide to Raising a Little Princess. She also wrote the novels Farbissen and Fakakt but sadly never got around to writing Faklempt.
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August 22, 2019FAQ: Jerusalem Syndrome
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July 29, 2019I Am Marrying My Opinion That Donald Trump Is Not a Racist
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May 6, 2019Why Are Conservative Thinkers Like Me Being Banned From Social Media?
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April 26, 2019Key Moments In Women’s Shaving History
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March 20, 2019This Year’s Purim Sermon Sucks
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February 11, 20198 Tips for Electing the First Woman President
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November 7, 2018Ten Takeaways From the 2018 Midterm Elections
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October 8, 201814 Common Complaints Against Radical Women Suffragettes
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September 24, 2018I’m Starting to Wonder If My Membership In This Fraternity Will Hamper My Future SCOTUS Prospects
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September 7, 2018Why Are Men Getting So Hysterical About The Penis Legislation Act?
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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June 11, 2018A Modest Proposal: The GOP Meets to Solve the Problem of Children Separated From Their Parents
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 7, 2020My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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July 7, 2020An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before
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July 7, 2020
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July 7, 2020I Do Not Choose to Write My 902-Page Fantasy Ninja Thriller — I Am Compelled To