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Devorah Blachor
Devorah Blachor is the author of The Feminist’s Guide to Raising a Little Princess. She also wrote the novels Farbissen and Fakakt but sadly never got around to writing Faklempt.
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November 9, 2021My Obsession with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Totally Normal
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August 30, 2021We, the Media, Supported This Nightmarish Twenty-Year Play And Tonight, On Closing Night, We’re Its Number One Critic
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July 9, 2021A Passage from TACEIPV, My Police Procedural Novel Written After Playing the New York Times’ Word Game Spelling Bee for Ten Consecutive Hours
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May 18, 2021Our Frat Boy Handmaiden Supreme Court Is Ready to Rule on Women’s Right to Choose
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April 19, 2021America First Policy Institute Tries to Explain “Anglo-Saxon Tradition”
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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March 19, 2021Our Second Zoom Seder Is Coming Up, and It’s Definitely Going to Suck
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March 4, 2021Moms: The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits You in This Dentist’s Chair
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January 29, 2021The Jewish Space Laser’s Label Disclaimer
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January 7, 2021Domestic Terrorists Stormed the Capitol and Our Republic Is in Tatters, But It Was All Worth It Because We Got the Judges
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December 11, 2020Daily COVID Deaths in the U.S. Now Surpass the Death Toll of 9/11, But That’s Fine Because 106 Republican Lawmakers Support Overturning the Election
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November 18, 2020The Trump Aristocrats 2020
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian