McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Articles by
Holly Theisen-Jones
Holly is a writer, counselor, and nature enthusiast based in Atlanta, Georgia. Her book, “The Green Dumb Guide to Houseplants”: https://lnk.to/greendumbguide, is available soon from Chronicle Books.
-
September 5, 2023Sleep Tips for New Parents from the Sleep Paralysis Demon
-
May 16, 2023The Pros and Cons of Diets I Have Tried
-
April 20, 2023Are You Pregnant or Just High?
-
March 16, 2023I Misplaced My Phone for Forty-Five Minutes, and Now I’m a Mindfulness Expert
-
February 18, 2020What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You, Part 2
-
January 30, 2018When Life Gives You Lemons
-
December 19, 2017Formerly Forbidden Christmas Dinner Conversation Topics I Now Welcome in 2017
-
September 5, 2017Whine and Cheese Pairings
-
August 17, 2017I Regret Decluttering My Home So Shortly Before the Zombie Apocalypse
-
June 20, 2017Wellness Blog Homepage Mad Libs
-
May 1, 2017What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You
-
March 27, 2017My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours
Trending 🔥
-
November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
-
December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
-
November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
-
February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
Recently
-
December 8, 2023Saying Yes to Every Add-On at Jiffy Lube
-
December 7, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Lady Moderators
-
December 7, 2023A Letter from McSweeney’s Executive Director
-
December 7, 2023Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew