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Holly Theisen-Jones

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Holly Theisen-Jones is a translator and plant enthusiast living in Atlanta. She posts occasionally on nothingofthehorse.wordpress.com.

January 30, 2018

List: When Life Gives You Lemons

by Holly Theisen-Jones
December 19, 2017

List: Formerly Forbidden Christmas Dinner Conversation Topics I Now Welcome in 2017

by Holly Theisen-Jones
September 5, 2017

List: Whine and Cheese Pairings

by Holly Theisen-Jones
August 17, 2017

I Regret Decluttering My Home So Shortly Before the Zombie Apocalypse

by Holly Theisen-Jones
June 20, 2017

List: Wellness Blog Homepage Mad Libs

by Holly Theisen-Jones
May 1, 2017

List: What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You

by Holly Theisen-Jones
March 27, 2017

My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours

by Holly Theisen-Jones

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