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Articles by
Holly Theisen-Jones
Holly Theisen-Jones is a translator and plant enthusiast living in Atlanta. She posts occasionally on nothingofthehorse.wordpress.com.
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January 30, 2018List: When Life Gives You Lemons
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December 19, 2017List: Formerly Forbidden Christmas Dinner Conversation Topics I Now Welcome in 2017
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September 5, 2017List: Whine and Cheese Pairings
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August 17, 2017I Regret Decluttering My Home So Shortly Before the Zombie Apocalypse
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June 20, 2017List: Wellness Blog Homepage Mad Libs
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May 1, 2017List: What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You
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March 27, 2017My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776