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Articles by
Holly Theisen-Jones
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January 30, 2018When Life Gives You Lemons
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December 19, 2017Formerly Forbidden Christmas Dinner Conversation Topics I Now Welcome in 2017
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September 5, 2017Whine and Cheese Pairings
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August 17, 2017I Regret Decluttering My Home So Shortly Before the Zombie Apocalypse
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June 20, 2017Wellness Blog Homepage Mad Libs
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May 1, 2017What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You
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March 27, 2017My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans