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Articles by
Jeremy Blachman
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November 28, 2018What the School Photographer Said to Make Your Child Look Like That
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November 12, 2015List: Foolproof Ways to Get Your Toddler to Wear Socks
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April 28, 2015There Are No Egos In Our Knitting Group
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September 15, 2014Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!
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March 27, 2014Your Baby’s Klout Score is In the 25th Percentile
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August 5, 2013Our Terrible Nanny is Available Starting Immediately
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May 3, 2013Work from H.O.M.E
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July 9, 2012Great Vacation Rental Available!
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May 10, 2012Sorry, Everyone—My Personal Website Is Now Behind A Paywall
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January 23, 2012Monologue: Thank You, Small Section of This Country That I Temporarily Cared About
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July 8, 2011Technology-Enabled Congressional Sex Scandals of the Future
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April 4, 2011Before You Take This Medication…
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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