LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
Articles by
Jeremy Blachman
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November 12, 2015List: Foolproof Ways to Get Your Toddler to Wear Socks
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April 28, 2015There Are No Egos In Our Knitting Group
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September 15, 2014Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!
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March 27, 2014Your Baby’s Klout Score is In the 25th Percentile
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August 5, 2013Our Terrible Nanny is Available Starting Immediately
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May 3, 2013Work from H.O.M.E
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July 9, 2012Great Vacation Rental Available!
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May 10, 2012Sorry, Everyone—My Personal Website Is Now Behind A Paywall
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January 23, 2012Monologue: Thank You, Small Section of This Country That I Temporarily Cared About
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July 8, 2011Technology-Enabled Congressional Sex Scandals of the Future
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April 4, 2011Before You Take This Medication…
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September 21, 2010One Bedroom, Thirteen and a Half Baths
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”