McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Jeremy Blachman
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November 28, 2018What the School Photographer Said to Make Your Child Look Like That
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November 12, 2015List: Foolproof Ways to Get Your Toddler to Wear Socks
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April 28, 2015There Are No Egos In Our Knitting Group
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September 15, 2014Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!
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March 27, 2014Your Baby’s Klout Score is In the 25th Percentile
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August 5, 2013Our Terrible Nanny is Available Starting Immediately
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May 3, 2013Work from H.O.M.E
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July 9, 2012Great Vacation Rental Available!
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May 10, 2012Sorry, Everyone—My Personal Website Is Now Behind A Paywall
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January 23, 2012Monologue: Thank You, Small Section of This Country That I Temporarily Cared About
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July 8, 2011Technology-Enabled Congressional Sex Scandals of the Future
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April 4, 2011Before You Take This Medication…
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 15, 2019Dick Portraiture for the Renaissance Gentleman
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January 15, 2019List: 12 Ways My Book Club Can Tell I Definitely Read War and Peace
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January 15, 2019It’s Time to Take Up Arms In the War Against Toxic Masculinity
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January 15, 2019Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Mathematical Community