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Articles by
Justin Sklar
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October 7, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Writer
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September 14, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am an Animator
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August 19, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Duck Boat Driver
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August 4, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Bar Mitzvah Entertainer
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July 1, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Temple Guard on Legends of the Hidden Temple
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June 2, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Worm Farmer
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May 9, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor
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April 12, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Dog Hypnotist
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March 24, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am an Avant-Garde Bathroom Designer
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February 17, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Show Rabbit Breeder
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January 26, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am an Airport Psychic
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December 22, 2015I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Baby Hat Stylist
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director