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Articles by
Karen Chee
Karen Chee is a writer/performer who is originally from San Francisco but now lives elsewhere. She means well.
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April 8, 2019Beto’s On Tables. Biden’s Kissing Everybody. We Need a Woman Who Does Neither. That’s Why I Am Lying Here On My Stomach, Ready to Lead
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December 5, 2018Monologue: Hi, It’s Me, the Girlfriend of a Marvel Superhero Trying to Return this Used Car
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July 12, 2018Welcome to Rent-A-Daughter, the App That Helps Your Husband Learn How to Respect Women
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October 23, 2017What I’ve Learned as the Daughter of a Father
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September 19, 2017Help! I Just Clicked Gmail’s Automated Responses and Now I am On a Deserted Island in Fiji for Having Accrued Too Much Debt
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August 18, 2017The Alt-Left’s Radical Agenda
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July 28, 2017Anthony Scaramucci Called Me, His GrubHub Delivery Guy, to Unload About White House Leakers, Reince Priebus, and Steve Bannon — and I’m Still On the Phone With Him
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January 16, 2017We Refuse to Perform at Trump’s Inauguration! Also, Why Haven’t We Been Invited to Perform at Trump’s Inauguration?
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September 7, 2016List: The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team
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May 26, 2016List: Obituaries for Teenage Girls If They Actually Died When They Say They’re Dying
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June 18, 2015List: Easy Ways for Asian-Americans to Fit In
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell