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Karen Chee
Karen Chee is a writer/performer who is originally from San Francisco but now lives elsewhere. She means well.
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April 8, 2019Beto’s On Tables. Biden’s Kissing Everybody. We Need a Woman Who Does Neither. That’s Why I Am Lying Here On My Stomach, Ready to Lead
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December 5, 2018Hi, It’s Me, the Girlfriend of a Marvel Superhero Trying to Return this Used Car
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July 12, 2018Welcome to Rent-A-Daughter, the App That Helps Your Husband Learn How to Respect Women
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October 23, 2017What I’ve Learned as the Daughter of a Father
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September 19, 2017Help! I Just Clicked Gmail’s Automated Responses and Now I am On a Deserted Island in Fiji for Having Accrued Too Much Debt
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August 18, 2017The Alt-Left’s Radical Agenda
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July 28, 2017Anthony Scaramucci Called Me, His GrubHub Delivery Guy, to Unload About White House Leakers, Reince Priebus, and Steve Bannon — and I’m Still On the Phone With Him
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January 16, 2017We Refuse to Perform at Trump’s Inauguration! Also, Why Haven’t We Been Invited to Perform at Trump’s Inauguration?
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September 7, 2016The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team
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May 26, 2016Obituaries for Teenage Girls If They Actually Died When They Say They’re Dying
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June 18, 2015Easy Ways for Asian-Americans to Fit In
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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