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Articles by
Lillian Stone
Lillian Stone is a midwest-based journalist, bitter satirist and Boston Terrier wrangler.
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August 6, 2019I’m a B12 Bitch Now
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July 17, 2019List: AP Style Guidelines for Viral Tweets
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April 5, 2019I Brew Award-Winning Yeasty Liquids That Taste Like Grass and Tires
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February 28, 2019I’m a Clog Bitch Now
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September 27, 2018Train’s Songwriting Team Finalize the Lyrics of “Hey, Soul Sister”
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July 24, 2018List: My Summer Body: The Reveal
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June 11, 2018Biblical Craigslist Ads
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April 2, 2018I Am a Humorist
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January 15, 2018Pull Yourself Up By This Season’s Hottest Bootstraps
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December 18, 2017Just What About the Phrase “Don’t Leave Cameron Alone With the Goddamn Cured Meats” Do You Not Understand?
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 22, 2019List: Big Questions to Ask Your College-Bound Child Before They Leave For School, Couched In Supportive Parenting Language