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Lillian Stone
Lillian Stone is a midwest-based journalist, bitter satirist and Boston Terrier wrangler.
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August 17, 2020Additions to the Canon
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June 5, 2020An Evening of Carnal Delights as Envisioned By My 10-Year-Old Self
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January 2, 2020Thank You For Joining Our Gym and Thereby Helping Us Avoid a Devastating Legal Battle With The Producers of the Hit History Channel Show, Vikings
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September 30, 2019Real Guillotine Operators Sever Heads Every Day
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September 10, 2019Welcome to the New New Age
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August 6, 2019I’m a B12 Bitch Now
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July 17, 2019AP Style Guidelines for Viral Tweets
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April 5, 2019I Brew Award-Winning Yeasty Liquids That Taste Like Grass and Tires
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February 28, 2019I’m a Clog Bitch Now
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September 27, 2018Train’s Songwriting Team Finalize the Lyrics of “Hey, Soul Sister”
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July 24, 2018My Summer Body: The Reveal
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June 11, 2018Biblical Craigslist Ads
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide
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