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Articles by
Lillian Stone
Lillian Stone is a midwest-based journalist, bitter satirist and Boston Terrier wrangler.
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September 30, 2019Real Guillotine Operators Sever Heads Every Day
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September 10, 2019Welcome to the New New Age
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August 6, 2019I’m a B12 Bitch Now
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July 17, 2019AP Style Guidelines for Viral Tweets
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April 5, 2019I Brew Award-Winning Yeasty Liquids That Taste Like Grass and Tires
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February 28, 2019I’m a Clog Bitch Now
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September 27, 2018Train’s Songwriting Team Finalize the Lyrics of “Hey, Soul Sister”
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July 24, 2018My Summer Body: The Reveal
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June 11, 2018Biblical Craigslist Ads
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April 2, 2018I Am a Humorist
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January 15, 2018Pull Yourself Up By This Season’s Hottest Bootstraps
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December 18, 2017Just What About the Phrase “Don’t Leave Cameron Alone With the Goddamn Cured Meats” Do You Not Understand?
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