Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
Articles by
Lillian Stone
Lillian Stone is a midwest-based journalist, bitter satirist and Boston Terrier wrangler.
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February 28, 2019I’m a Clog Bitch Now
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September 27, 2018Train’s Songwriting Team Finalize the Lyrics of “Hey, Soul Sister”
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July 24, 2018List: My Summer Body: The Reveal
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June 11, 2018Biblical Craigslist Ads
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April 2, 2018I Am a Humorist
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January 15, 2018Pull Yourself Up By This Season’s Hottest Bootstraps
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December 18, 2017Just What About the Phrase “Don’t Leave Cameron Alone With the Goddamn Cured Meats” Do You Not Understand?
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral