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Articles by
Ross Wolinsky
Ross Wolinsky is a writer and creative based in New York City. He also makes a mean Italian wedding.
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September 21, 2020I Can’t Wait Until 2020 Is Over
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May 5, 2020An Itinerary For Your Hike to Flaming Bowels of Hell Cave
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April 3, 2020Seven Tips to Avoid the Coronavirus Now That You Live Among the Mole People
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February 14, 2020The Real Saints of Valentine’s Day
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October 23, 2019The Millennial Raven
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May 8, 2019Introducing the Newly Gentrified New York, New York Hotel & Casino
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February 28, 2019Introducing Our New and Baffling Recycling Program
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January 23, 2019Welcome to Our Shitty Eco-Hotel
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November 27, 2018HeartFirst Medical Solutions & Supplies LLC Is Proud to Present SHOK™: The Cool New Defibrillator For Gen Z
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October 17, 2018I’m the Kind of Guy Who Says What He Thinks Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” and Who Also Happens to Agree With Adolf Hitler On a Few Things
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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February 7, 2018FAQ: Your New Cursed Instant Pot
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 9, 2023Since When Is It Not Okay to Kick a Guy in the Balls Anymore?
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February 8, 2023Notes for the Writers’ Room of the Second Cold War
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February 8, 2023Who Is the GOAT: Jordan, Lebron, or Pythagoras?
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings