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Articles by
Ross Wolinsky
Ross Wolinsky is a writer and creative based in New York City. He also makes a mean Italian wedding.
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September 21, 2020I Can’t Wait Until 2020 Is Over
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May 5, 2020An Itinerary For Your Hike to Flaming Bowels of Hell Cave
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April 3, 2020Seven Tips to Avoid the Coronavirus Now That You Live Among the Mole People
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February 14, 2020The Real Saints of Valentine’s Day
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October 23, 2019The Millennial Raven
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May 8, 2019Introducing the Newly Gentrified New York, New York Hotel & Casino
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February 28, 2019Introducing Our New and Baffling Recycling Program
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January 23, 2019Welcome to Our Shitty Eco-Hotel
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November 27, 2018HeartFirst Medical Solutions & Supplies LLC Is Proud to Present SHOK™: The Cool New Defibrillator For Gen Z
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October 17, 2018I’m the Kind of Guy Who Says What He Thinks Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” and Who Also Happens to Agree With Adolf Hitler On a Few Things
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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February 7, 2018FAQ: Your New Cursed Instant Pot
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January 15, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053 -
December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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January 4, 2021Here’s How Time Works In 2021
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January 15, 2021Even I, Satan, Am Appalled at the State of the Republican Party
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January 15, 2021
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January 15, 2021This Satire Article Was Not Optimized for Search Engine Optimization
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January 15, 2021Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053