Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Ross Wolinsky
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February 28, 2019Introducing Our New and Baffling Recycling Program
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January 23, 2019Welcome to Our Shitty Eco-Hotel
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November 27, 2018HeartFirst Medical Solutions & Supplies LLC Is Proud to Present SHOK™: The Cool New Defibrillator For Gen Z
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October 17, 2018I’m the Kind of Guy Who Says What He Thinks Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” and Who Also Happens to Agree With Adolf Hitler On a Few Things
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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February 7, 2018FAQ: Your New Cursed Instant Pot
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe