Articles by
Sam Weiner
-
December 4, 2017Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet
-
September 20, 2017List: Who I Am, In Order
-
February 21, 2017Welcome to Hillcrest: A Non-Judgmental, Non-Denominational Church of the Serpent
-
October 20, 2016List: Award Certificates for Modern Adults
-
March 31, 2016List: “Liquor Before Beer?” The Ultimate Drinking Cheatsheet
-
February 9, 2016List: A Taxonomy of Naps
-
July 8, 2014And God Said, “Let There Be Dinosaurs!”
-
November 27, 2012Something is Wrong With My iPad: I Still Hate My Life
-
August 9, 2012Let’s Bring Those Guinness Records Back Home to America
-
April 24, 2012Thought Experiments for Philosophy 101 Students
-
January 11, 2012Job-Friendly Updates to My Online Profiles
Trending 🔥
-
April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
-
April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
-
March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
-
April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
Recently
-
April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
-
April 19, 2018List: Things I, an Affluent White Cis Male, Have Gotten Away With In a Starbucks
-
April 19, 2018The Diary of a Settler of Catan
-
April 18, 2018The First Female President