Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Sam Weiner
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December 14, 2018List: Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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August 27, 2018Yes, I Built an Exact Replica of the Bar From Cheers In My Basement and No, You Are Never Coming Down Here!
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December 4, 2017Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet
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September 20, 2017List: Who I Am, In Order
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February 21, 2017Welcome to Hillcrest: A Non-Judgmental, Non-Denominational Church of the Serpent
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October 20, 2016List: Award Certificates for Modern Adults
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March 31, 2016List: “Liquor Before Beer?” The Ultimate Drinking Cheatsheet
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February 9, 2016List: A Taxonomy of Naps
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July 8, 2014And God Said, “Let There Be Dinosaurs!”
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November 27, 2012Something is Wrong With My iPad: I Still Hate My Life
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August 9, 2012Let’s Bring Those Guinness Records Back Home to America
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April 24, 2012Thought Experiments for Philosophy 101 Students
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe