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Sam Weiner
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April 1, 2024The Riddle Master Hits Middle Age
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April 5, 2022The 1%: We’re Just Like You
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June 26, 2020What Your Car Dealer Says and What He Really Means
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July 12, 2019They’re Still Freedom Fries to Me
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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April 26, 2019Why I’m Leaving Marvel Universe’s New York
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December 14, 2018Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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August 27, 2018Yes, I Built an Exact Replica of the Bar From Cheers In My Basement and No, You Are Never Coming Down Here!
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December 4, 2017Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet
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September 20, 2017Who I Am, In Order
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February 21, 2017Welcome to Hillcrest: A Non-Judgmental, Non-Denominational Church of the Serpent
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October 20, 2016Award Certificates for Modern Adults
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 18, 2024I’m a Guardrail, and I Don’t Know What the Fuck You People Want from Me
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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