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Sam Weiner
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August 27, 2018Yes, I Built an Exact Replica of the Bar From Cheers In My Basement and No, You Are Never Coming Down Here!
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December 4, 2017Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet
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September 20, 2017List: Who I Am, In Order
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February 21, 2017Welcome to Hillcrest: A Non-Judgmental, Non-Denominational Church of the Serpent
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October 20, 2016List: Award Certificates for Modern Adults
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March 31, 2016List: “Liquor Before Beer?” The Ultimate Drinking Cheatsheet
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February 9, 2016List: A Taxonomy of Naps
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July 8, 2014And God Said, “Let There Be Dinosaurs!”
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November 27, 2012Something is Wrong With My iPad: I Still Hate My Life
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August 9, 2012Let’s Bring Those Guinness Records Back Home to America
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April 24, 2012Thought Experiments for Philosophy 101 Students
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January 11, 2012Job-Friendly Updates to My Online Profiles
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant