Articles by
Sam Weiner
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February 21, 2017Welcome to Hillcrest: A Non-Judgmental, Non-Denominational Church of the Serpent
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October 20, 2016List: Award Certificates for Modern Adults
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March 31, 2016List: “Liquor Before Beer?” The Ultimate Drinking Cheatsheet
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February 9, 2016List: A Taxonomy of Naps
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July 8, 2014And God Said, “Let There Be Dinosaurs!”
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November 27, 2012Something is Wrong With My iPad: I Still Hate My Life
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August 9, 2012Let’s Bring Those Guinness Records Back Home to America
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April 24, 2012Thought Experiments for Philosophy 101 Students
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January 11, 2012Job-Friendly Updates to My Online Profiles
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August 17, 2017As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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August 9, 2017I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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August 18, 2017I Mean, I Can’t Even With This Solar Eclipse
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August 18, 2017The Alt-Left’s Radical Agenda
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August 18, 2017Monologue: I’m Ivanka Trump, and I Cannot Believe You Fucking Morons Keep Falling for My Bullshit
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August 18, 2017List: 7 Outfits That Will Tell Your Therapist How You Really Feel