GRIEFSTRIKE! THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO MOURNING
“This is the hilarious and informative grief handbook I didn’t know I needed. But hopefully not too soon.”
—Judd Apatow
Articles by
Sarah Schmelling
Sarah Schmelling is a humor writer and journalist in Washington, DC. She’s contributed to the New Yorker, the New York Times, the Washington Post, and many parent-y publications, and is the author of a humor book that grew out of a McSweeney’s piece.
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