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March 8, 2022Unresolved Questions I Have for Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast
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March 1, 2022Winners Go to Bed Early: Every Article I Have Written About My Sleep Routine
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February 17, 2022The Best Alcoholic Beverages to Pair with Potty Training
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February 14, 2022Anniversary Gifts: Traditional, Modern, and I Just Binged Yellowjackets
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February 8, 2022Five Misconceptions About Self-Publishing (Your Own Unauthorized Sequel to Walden)
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February 4, 2022What the Number of Half-Empty Sippy Cups in Your Refrigerator Says About Your Parenting
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February 1, 2022Other Quotes GOP Congressmen Wrongly Attributed to Philosophers
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January 28, 2022Vocabulary, Grammar, and Phrasing for People Over Fifty
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January 19, 2022Increasingly Convoluted Rules for Ordering a Philly Cheesesteak Like a Local
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January 18, 2022Collective Nouns for Parenting
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 10, 2022Questions for the CDC in Light of the Omicron Variant from Concerned Parents, for the Love of Christ
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