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August 18, 2021Legal Compensation for Straight Women on Dating Apps
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August 13, 2021Variations of the “Marco Polo” Pool Game Based on Other Explorers
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July 30, 2021As an Indigenous Person, Here Are Some Land Acknowledgments I Hope Never Happen
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July 27, 2021Do You Have a Toddler or Is Your House Haunted by the Ghost of the Widow of an 1800s Sea Captain?
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July 23, 2021Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist
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July 22, 2021Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)
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July 19, 2021Seeking Despotic Facebook Moderator
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July 8, 2021Are You Vacationing with Children or Starring in a Gripping Medical Drama?
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July 7, 2021People Who Accomplished Incredible Things at a Young Age, Taken Down a Peg
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July 2, 2021Are You a Participant in a Child’s Made-Up Game or Josef K. from Kafka’s The Trial?
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June 29, 2021Triggering Password-Recovery Questions
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June 22, 2021Potential Sequels to Girl, Wash Your Face
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