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December 9, 2020Election Results If Electoral Votes Were Apportioned by Forms of Gerrymandering Other Than Congressional Districts
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December 8, 2020The 10 Rules of Conservative Comedy
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December 7, 2020If Famous Literary Characters Were Given Very Good Doggos
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December 3, 2020The Best Books to Gift This 2020 Holiday Season
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December 2, 2020Ten Reasons Why My New York Bodega Is Better Than Your 7-Eleven
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November 25, 2020Quotes from My Mother About 2020’s Thanksgiving Dinner, Except Also from Albert Camus’s The Plague
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November 24, 2020How to Tell Your Parents You’re Not Coming Home for the Holidays Without Quoting from Harry Chapin’s “Cat’s in the Cradle”
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November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
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November 20, 2020Quiz: Should You Expose Your Relative to COVID-19 This Thanksgiving?
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November 19, 2020What I Have Always Imagined Being on the Set of Whitesnake’s “Here I Go Again” Video Shoot Was Like
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November 13, 2020NXIVM Sex Cult Leader or Outgoing President of the United States?
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November 12, 2020NSFW Neil Young
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