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All posts tagged

cocktails

September 1, 2022

Reviews of New Food: Buffalo Wild Wings’ Legendary Long Island

by Evan Allgood
February 17, 2022

The Best Alcoholic Beverages to Pair with Potty Training

by Alyse Knorr
October 7, 2021

The Perfect Cocktails for Your Perimenopause Party

by Wendi Aarons, Gloria Fallon, and Marilyn Naron
October 3, 2018

More Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion

by Wendi Aarons
April 12, 2018

Seasonal Craft Cocktails: A Selection from Dictionary Stories: Short Fictions and Other Findings

by Jez Burrows
February 3, 2017

Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion

by Wendi Aarons and Mariana Olenko
October 30, 2015

A Halloween Cocktail Recipe from Shakespeare, Not Stirred

by Michelle Ephraim and Caroline Bicks
October 30, 2014

Other Seasonal Drinks

by Alyssa Wolff and Alison Leiby
August 5, 2014

Bars Philosophy Professors Opened After Being Denied Tenure

by Jarry Lee
June 27, 2011

I’m Your Mixologist

by Kate Hahn

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May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
May 18, 2023

HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage

by Max Davison
May 19, 2023

You’re Going to Love Camping, According to Me, Your Outdoorsy Friend

by Emily Kling
May 18, 2023

Cat Food Flavors Made by Cats

by Tori Multon

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How to Find Your Size in Blue Jeans

by Tori Multon
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Our Seventh-Grade Band Concert Tickets Are Now for Sale on Live Nation

by Jonathan Weisberg
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You Think I’ll Buy That Just Because It’s Pride-Themed? Because You’re Right

by Jus Kaplan
June 1, 2023

An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”

by Alice M. Phillips