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All posts tagged
cocktails
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October 3, 2018More Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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April 12, 2018Seasonal Craft Cocktails: A Selection from Dictionary Stories: Short Fictions and Other Findings
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February 3, 2017Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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October 30, 2015A Halloween Cocktail Recipe from Shakespeare, Not Stirred
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October 30, 2014Other Seasonal Drinks
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August 5, 2014Bars Philosophy Professors Opened After Being Denied Tenure
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June 27, 2011I’m Your Mixologist
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September 9, 2010More Realistic Cocktail Names
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January 18, 2008Toward a Sustainable Margaritaville
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April 28, 2006Reinventing The Mojito
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