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All posts tagged
doctors
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September 18, 2015Finally an HMO That Fits Your Lifestyle, Budget, and Deep-Rooted Mistrust of Doctors
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February 2, 2015Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Rachel Wheels Them Out
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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December 10, 2012The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: #53: James Walter
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April 13, 2012I Have a Guy for That
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August 3, 2011List: Things the Doctor Really Said When Called About the Monkeys Jumping On the Bed
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August 1, 2011Who’s Your Ear, Nose & Throat Doctor?
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July 5, 2011I Am Really Really Sorry for Messing Up Your Brain Surgery So Bad
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January 27, 2011Playing Doctor: Column 6: The Bad News
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December 17, 2010Your Terrible Disease is the Greatest Thing to Ever Happen to Me
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell