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February 27, 2020Mike Pence’s Coronavirus Prevention Tips
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February 24, 2020I Hate Trump’s Awful Policies, But I Love That He’s a Huge Asshole
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February 12, 2020The Department of Justice Desperately Seeks Prosecutors to Join Its Office In the District of Columbia
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February 11, 2020Trump and Bernie Are the Same Because They Believe In Different Things
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February 10, 2020America Must Not Become Socialist, Lest We Abandon What Makes Our Country Awful
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February 7, 2020The 2048 Republican Presidential Primary Candidates Debate What Should Be Done About the World’s 250 Million Climate Refugees
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February 5, 2020I’ll Have to Vote For Trump Because the Democrats Are Too Liberal and Also Because I’m Possessed By the Demon Abaddon and His Army of Locusts
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February 5, 2020How to Transition from a Democracy to an Autocracy
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February 3, 2020Democrats Must Nominate the Candidate Who Can Almost Beat Trump
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January 31, 2020Punxsutawney Phil Drunk Dials His High School Crush
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household