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October 9, 2019Mistakes Average Americans Have in Common With Notable Endorsers of the 45th President
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October 7, 2019I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I Too Was Contacted By the Trump Administration to Investigate Hunter Biden
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October 4, 2019GOP Talking Points for President Trump’s Fifth Avenue Massacre
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October 2, 2019It’s Extremely Divisive of You to Tell the Truth
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September 27, 2019Congress Needs to Stop This Impeachment Nonsense and Instead Focus on What It Can Actually Accomplish, Like Undermining Every International Commitment It’s Ever Made
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September 27, 2019It’s Not Just an Artisanal Urinal Cake — It’s Also Your New Phone Charger!
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September 26, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Impeachment Inquiries Amongst the Liberal Elite
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September 25, 2019What You Need to Know About Big Brother’s Phone Conversation With the Leader of Eurasia
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September 25, 2019A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur
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September 23, 2019How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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