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June 14, 2019I Don’t Actually Have to Sell This War With Iran, Do I?
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June 5, 2019We Cannot Act On Climate Change Until We Confirm It’s a Person of Color, Gay, an Immigrant, or a Woman
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June 4, 2019How Many Times Do I Have to Say I’m Not a Nazi?
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May 30, 2019We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway
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May 29, 2019Do Your Fucking Job
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 17, 2019Honestly, We Just Hate Women
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May 6, 2019Why Are Conservative Thinkers Like Me Being Banned From Social Media?
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April 19, 2019The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2019 Edition
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household