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January 16, 2019Emily Post’s Etiquette for Pooping in a National Park
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January 14, 2019The Trump Presidency in KISS Songs
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January 9, 2019Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck
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January 8, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: One-Word Resolutions Amongst the Liberal Elite
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 28, 2018More Appropriate White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner Jokes for 2019
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December 13, 2018We’re the Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already
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November 29, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Holiday Hangovers Amongst the Liberal Elite
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November 28, 2018Secret Service Emergency Response Protocol 1434M: If the First Lady Is Attacked by Demonically Possessed Christmas Trees
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November 7, 2018Now That I’ve Finished Burning Down Your Village, It’s Time For Us to Come Together and Heal
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household