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donald-trump
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November 26, 2019I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me
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November 25, 2019Response List for Trumpers This Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2019Elizabeth Warren Is an Existential Danger to Our Democracy, by Alexander “Lex” Luthor
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November 13, 2019I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing
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November 12, 2019Liberals Must Stop Condemning My Moral Cowardice and General Ineptitude
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October 31, 2019I Am the Nameless, Shapeless Fear That Haunts Your Nightmares, and Even I Am Exhausted
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October 29, 2019Other Latin Things Trump Defenders Can Say This Isn’t
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October 29, 2019Booing Voldemort at the Triwizard Tournament Demonstrates Hogwarts’ Lack of Civil Discourse
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October 15, 2019Bernie’s Policies Are Good, But How Can He Appeal to the Absolute Worst People Ever?
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October 10, 2019Rudy Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household