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All posts tagged
keyring-chronicles
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July 28, 2020Four-Way Pocket Screwdriver
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July 7, 2020Knotted Ribbon
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June 18, 2020Championship Net
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May 20, 2020Bicycle Cog
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February 25, 2020Pom-Poms
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January 28, 2020Meat Shed Key
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January 14, 2020Leather Strap
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September 10, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Fitzpatrick USB Drive
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July 23, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Small Metal Guitar
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July 9, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Palau Pill Purse
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool