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All posts tagged
keyring-chronicles
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July 28, 2020Four-Way Pocket Screwdriver
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July 7, 2020Knotted Ribbon
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June 18, 2020Championship Net
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May 20, 2020Bicycle Cog
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February 25, 2020Pom-Poms
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January 28, 2020Meat Shed Key
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January 14, 2020Leather Strap
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September 10, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Fitzpatrick USB Drive
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July 23, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Small Metal Guitar
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July 9, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Palau Pill Purse
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck