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May 3, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Derrick Rose’s ACL and the Deficit: How a Torn Ligament Impacts the Federal Budget
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December 8, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Congress Should Lockout a Professional Sport Until the Super Committee Reaches a Deal
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November 21, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Quell Social Unrest by Starting the NBA Season
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August 18, 2011List: 2011 NBA Rookie Projections (Lockout-Adjusted)
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July 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Michael’s ego redefined team sports” – Magic Johnson
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July 13, 2010Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments From LeBron! The Musical
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June 30, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Obi-Wan dies; Han and Chewbacca Save Skywalker (and Others)
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June 26, 2008A Press Conference Announcing My Leaving My Girlfriend Early to Declare for the NBA Draft
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January 12, 2007FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: Teacups and Sodden Plums for All Days
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November 30, 2006FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: The Basket of Birth
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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