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All posts tagged
nba
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November 1, 2013Wonderful Occurrences in National Basket-ball: The Defensive Three-Second Violation
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September 17, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Funder Claps: Hook Me Up, Playa! by Lawrence Funderburke
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June 1, 2012Advanced and/or Arbitrary NBA Statistics
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May 3, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Derrick Rose’s ACL and the Deficit: How a Torn Ligament Impacts the Federal Budget
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December 8, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Congress Should Lockout a Professional Sport Until the Super Committee Reaches a Deal
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November 21, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Quell Social Unrest by Starting the NBA Season
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August 18, 20112011 NBA Rookie Projections (Lockout-Adjusted)
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July 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Michael’s ego redefined team sports” – Magic Johnson
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July 13, 2010Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments From LeBron! The Musical
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June 30, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Obi-Wan dies; Han and Chewbacca Save Skywalker (and Others)
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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July 10, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-796 -
July 31, 2020Teacher
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July 22, 2020Advanced Calculations for Women in Heterosexual Relationships
