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October 27, 2015An Excerpt from the New Sports Poetry Book, Erratic Fire, Erratic Passion
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August 18, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: The World’s Most Private Memoirist: A Review of Character Driven by Derek Fisher
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February 18, 2014The General Manager of the Philadelphia 76ers Apologizes to the Team’s Fans
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November 1, 2013Wonderful Occurrences in National Basket-ball: The Defensive Three-Second Violation
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September 17, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Funder Claps: Hook Me Up, Playa! by Lawrence Funderburke
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June 1, 2012Advanced and/or Arbitrary NBA Statistics
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May 3, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Derrick Rose’s ACL and the Deficit: How a Torn Ligament Impacts the Federal Budget
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December 8, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Congress Should Lockout a Professional Sport Until the Super Committee Reaches a Deal
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November 21, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Quell Social Unrest by Starting the NBA Season
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August 18, 20112011 NBA Rookie Projections (Lockout-Adjusted)
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