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May 3, 2012

American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Derrick Rose’s ACL and the Deficit: How a Torn Ligament Impacts the Federal Budget

by Matt McKenna
December 8, 2011

American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Congress Should Lockout a Professional Sport Until the Super Committee Reaches a Deal

by Matt McKenna
November 21, 2011

American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Quell Social Unrest by Starting the NBA Season

by Matt McKenna
August 18, 2011

List: 2011 NBA Rookie Projections (Lockout-Adjusted)

by Chris Grace
July 6, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Michael’s ego redefined team sports” – Magic Johnson

by Kent Woodyard
July 13, 2010

Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments From LeBron! The Musical

by Ben Greenman
June 30, 2009

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Obi-Wan dies; Han and Chewbacca Save Skywalker (and Others)

by Kent Woodyard
June 26, 2008

A Press Conference Announcing My Leaving My Girlfriend Early to Declare for the NBA Draft

by Eric Wiener
January 12, 2007

FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: Teacups and Sodden Plums for All Days

by Bethlehem Shoals
November 30, 2006

FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: The Basket of Birth

by Dr. Lawyer Indianchief

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August 12, 2019

List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?

by Erika Vause
August 5, 2019

God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit

by Chas Gillespie
August 9, 2019

We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter

by David Howard
August 25, 2016

I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class

by Robin Lee Mozer

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by Dan Caprera
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by Brooke Knisley
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by Tom Russell
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by Chas Gillespie