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All posts tagged
nba
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May 3, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Derrick Rose’s ACL and the Deficit: How a Torn Ligament Impacts the Federal Budget
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December 8, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Congress Should Lockout a Professional Sport Until the Super Committee Reaches a Deal
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November 21, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Quell Social Unrest by Starting the NBA Season
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August 18, 2011List: 2011 NBA Rookie Projections (Lockout-Adjusted)
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July 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Michael’s ego redefined team sports” – Magic Johnson
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July 13, 2010Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments From LeBron! The Musical
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June 30, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Obi-Wan dies; Han and Chewbacca Save Skywalker (and Others)
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June 26, 2008A Press Conference Announcing My Leaving My Girlfriend Early to Declare for the NBA Draft
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January 12, 2007FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: Teacups and Sodden Plums for All Days
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November 30, 2006FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: The Basket of Birth
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I