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All posts tagged
new-jersey
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July 24, 2019Libretto for a Fantasia Sung By a Family In Cranford, New Jersey
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June 19, 2019Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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April 4, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Jersey Devil Pathtag
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January 9, 2019Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck
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February 28, 2017Mary, 487 Thunder Road, Neptune, NJ
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January 24, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Uniform Button and St. Anthony Medal
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October 6, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: Six Flags Wild Safari
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March 4, 2010Results from the 24th Existential Olympics in Bayonne, New Jersey
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June 30, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Obi-Wan dies; Han and Chewbacca Save Skywalker (and Others)
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June 19, 2007Thomas the NJ Transit Train
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January 3, 2020Signs You May Be a Female Character In a Work of Historical Fiction
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director