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All posts tagged
new-jersey
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August 25, 2020“New Jersey Will Also Never Die,” By David Puddy
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July 24, 2019Libretto for a Fantasia Sung By a Family In Cranford, New Jersey
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June 19, 2019Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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April 4, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Jersey Devil Pathtag
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January 9, 2019Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck
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February 28, 2017Mary, 487 Thunder Road, Neptune, NJ
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January 24, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Uniform Button and St. Anthony Medal
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October 6, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: Six Flags Wild Safari
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March 4, 2010Results from the 24th Existential Olympics in Bayonne, New Jersey
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June 30, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Obi-Wan dies; Han and Chewbacca Save Skywalker (and Others)
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 7, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ross Gay
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs