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All posts tagged
new-jersey
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April 4, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Jersey Devil Pathtag
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January 9, 2019Monologue: Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck
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February 28, 2017Monologue: Mary, 487 Thunder Road, Neptune, NJ
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January 24, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Uniform Button and St. Anthony Medal
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October 6, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: Six Flags Wild Safari
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March 4, 2010Results from the 24th Existential Olympics in Bayonne, New Jersey
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June 30, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Obi-Wan dies; Han and Chewbacca Save Skywalker (and Others)
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June 19, 2007Thomas the NJ Transit Train
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December 23, 2005List: Places to Which Eddie Murphy’s Character in Coming to America Would Want to Move If, Instead of a Queen, He Wanted to Find a Prostitute