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October 26, 2016

Hello, I’m a Social Justice Warrior, and I’m Here to Take Your Guns

by Patrick Rielly
October 19, 2016

When My Grandkids Ask Me What I Did to Fight American Fascism, I’ll Proudly Tell Them I Tweeted a Few Times

by Sam Spero
October 12, 2016

Forthcoming ’80s Remakes That Haunt the Nightmares of the Alt-Right

by Sean Gill
July 21, 2016

BreitBard: The Canonical Plays

by Matthew Solomon and Stacey Garratt
May 11, 2016

Patent Application for a Genital-Operated Bathroom Door Locking Mechanism to Help Protect Children

by Randal Cooper
September 12, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #19: Common Sense for the Common Core

by Stuart Winchester
August 28, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #18: The Job Creator’s Tax Credit

by Stuart Winchester
August 7, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #17:
Saving Detroit

by Stuart Winchester
July 19, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #16: Keystone Kraziness

by Stuart Winchester
June 26, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #15: The Mystery of the Missing Bullets

by Stuart Winchester

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