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January 9, 2024An Open Letter to Jeremy Allen White Regarding His Recent Calvin Klein Ad
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February 17, 2023All the Underwear I’ll Be Packing for a Three-Day-Weekend Trip
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January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
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October 19, 2017New Foundational Garments for the Average Woman
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May 2, 2017Five Places to Hide His Body After He Puts Your Bras in the Dryer
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January 19, 2016Nine Bras You Can Use As Kindling This Winter That Were Designed By Sadists
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February 14, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: Draft Catalog Copy for Five New Kinds of Sexy Underwear
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December 10, 2010An Open Letter to the Lighting in the Victoria’s Secret Dressing Room
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February 25, 2010How to Put on a Sports Bra
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September 6, 2006An Open Letter to My Lost Bikini Bra
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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