1. Serve “Top Quality Product”
2. Provide “Fast Service”
3. Maintain the “Highest Standards of Cleanliness”
4. Display “Genuine Courtesy”
5. Meet or exceed guest expectations by delivering “Dependable Consistency”
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1. Serve “Top Quality Product”
2. Provide “Fast Service”
3. Maintain the “Highest Standards of Cleanliness”
4. Display “Genuine Courtesy”
5. Meet or exceed guest expectations by delivering “Dependable Consistency”