1. Serve “Top Quality Product”
2. Provide “Fast Service”
3. Maintain the “Highest Standards of Cleanliness”
4. Display “Genuine Courtesy”
5. Meet or exceed guest expectations by delivering “Dependable Consistency”
July 7, 2001
Five Essentials of Success, as Posted in the Kitchen of an Actual Fast-Food Restaurant
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