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I am the go-to person for all things mazes. I’ve designed everything from pumpkin patch apple-picking haunted hayride Halloween corn mazes to eccentric millionaire personal use backyard hedge mazes. I’ve been featured in school papers, local papers, flyers, posters, and one limited run radio advertisement. Some people think anyone can create a maze, but they’re dead wrong. Literally. Almost literally. I replaced a guy who almost died while designing a maze last fall. They said he was bitten by a snake someone set loose in the nearby woods. He’s lucky it wasn’t one of my mazes or the paramedics may have never found him. I may or may not have been involved, but he was clearly not prepared for the intensity of this line of work. Designing a truly great maze requires someone willing to risk everything to trap people forever behind walls made of really tall plants.