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I Don’t Have This Job

2015 Column Contest Winner

Neither Joslyn nor Justin Sklar has any of these jobs, but probably somebody does. Joslyn Sklar is a writer and spends most of her time watching television with her cat. Justin Sklar is a professional animator and spends most of his time animating professionally.