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Bobbie Armstrong is a former child and current broke college student originally from New Jersey. Her work has appeared on Metiza, The Belladonna Comedy, and her parents’ fridge.
November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
November 10, 2020A Dead Man in Michigan Voted Four Million Times, and We Will Have Proof of That Sometime in the Next Few Weeks or Months or So
September 9, 2020The Revolution Will Not Be Televised; It Will Be Broken Down Into Ten-Minute Increments and Streamed On Quibi
July 17, 2020I Am a Pair of Eddie Bauer Cargo Shorts, and I Have a Tasteful Number of Pockets
January 22, 2020I Turned My Passion Into My Dream Job and Now I Sell Small Hats to Iguanas On Instagram
January 9, 2019Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck