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Bobbie Armstrong

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Bobbie Armstrong is a former child and current broke college student originally from New Jersey. Her work has appeared on Metiza, The Belladonna Comedy, and her parents’ fridge.

January 9, 2019

Monologue: Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck

by Bobbie Armstrong

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July 5, 2019

The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776

by Lauren Tousignant
May 20, 2019

I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent

by Tom Smyth
July 2, 2019

Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care

by Lawrence Wang
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