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Bobbie Armstrong
Bobbie Armstrong is a copywriter and humor writer in New York City. She’s probably taking a nap right now.
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March 10, 2025Trump’s Tariffs: An Explainer
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January 16, 2025The Biggest Problem Threatening Our Country Is an App That Brings People Together
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November 13, 2024Rules for Our Cranberry Bog
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November 7, 2024Rape Allegations Really Do Ruin Men’s Lives, Because Now a Rapist Is Stuck Running This Country
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July 30, 2024If My Mom Wrote the Ads for Her Local NPR Station
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April 10, 2024Character in a Dystopian YA Novel or Homeopathic Remedy My Mom Gave Me That Didn’t Fucking Work?
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October 19, 2023Hall & Oates Songs Rewritten for Being a Woman in New York City in Your Twenties
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October 5, 2023Alternatives to Girl Math
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June 12, 2023Our RV Has a Kitchen, Bedroom, Bathroom, and Plenty of Space for Our Seven Children
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May 30, 2023Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor
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May 22, 2023Famous Male Rock Bands’ and Artists’ Names If They Went to Therapy
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