THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE
“We need brave, big stories like these, stories that help children (and adults) find their place in a sometimes frightening world.”
—Nicola Davies, New York Times Book Review
Articles by
Bobbie Armstrong
Bobbie Armstrong is a former child. She has written for Weekly Humorist, Defenestration Magazine, Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, and her parents’ fridge.
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