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Articles by
Bobbie Armstrong
Bobbie Armstrong is a copywriter and humor writer in New York City. She’s probably taking a nap right now.
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August 16, 2021The Geometric Hall of Shame
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July 23, 2021Summer in New York in an Increasingly Hot Climate Is Not a Good Enough Reason to Bare Your Shoulders in Public
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July 20, 2021Our System Here at the Ministry of Magic Is Alive and Well
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July 6, 2021I Did Nothing But Smoke Weed for Six Months, and Now I’m an Olympic Athlete
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June 25, 2021Getting Rid of the Filibuster Will Put the Senate in the Terrible Position of Having to Pass Legislation
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June 7, 2021Just Because I’m a Democrat Doesn’t Mean I Believe in Something Crazy Like Guaranteeing Everyone the Right to Vote
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May 28, 2021Firing Me for Calling the Police on a Black Man Minding His Business Is Racial Discrimination
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April 28, 2021Baba Yaga Announces That She Is Distancing Herself From Tucker Carlson
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March 30, 2021Lil Nas X’s Music Video “Montero” Offended Me So Deeply I’ve Spent the Last Three Days Watching It Over and Over Again
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March 1, 2021How to Succeed At Apologizing for Sexual Harassment Without Really Trying
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 2, 2021I Am Dr. Frankenstein, and I Condemn the Actions of the Monster I Created and Did Nothing to Stop