The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Bobbie Armstrong
Bobbie Armstrong is a copywriter and humor writer in New York City. She’s probably taking a nap right now.
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September 21, 2022Welcome to Our Cul-De-Sac
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May 20, 2022Babies Need to Pull Themselves Up by Their Tiny Bootstraps
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March 23, 2022Apply for This Apartment in Thirty-One Easy Steps
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March 2, 2022We’re Protecting Children by Criminalizing Parents Who Try to Keep Them Happy and Healthy
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February 4, 2022Odyssey Cruise Lines Now Offering Competitive Rate of $21 an Hour for a Ten-Year Adventure
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February 1, 2022Other Quotes GOP Congressmen Wrongly Attributed to Philosophers
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January 20, 2022You Can’t Accuse Us of Restricting the Voting Rights of Black Americans If We Aren’t Counting Them as Americans
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January 6, 2022Low-Skilled, Easily Replaceable Employees Must Return to Work Immediately, Otherwise Our Society Will Collapse
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November 10, 2021Advertising Clients: What They Say vs. What They Mean
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October 28, 2021We Cannot Refer to These Victims of Murder as Victims of Their Own Murder
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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September 2, 2021As Republicans, We Believe the Right to Life Extends from Conception Until Birth
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