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Bobbie Armstrong
Bobbie Armstrong is a copywriter and humor writer in New York City. She’s probably taking a nap right now.
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November 10, 2020A Dead Man in Michigan Voted Four Million Times, and We Will Have Proof of That Sometime in the Next Few Weeks or Months or So
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September 9, 2020The Revolution Will Not Be Televised; It Will Be Broken Down Into Ten-Minute Increments and Streamed On Quibi
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July 17, 2020I Am a Pair of Eddie Bauer Cargo Shorts, and I Have a Tasteful Number of Pockets
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January 22, 2020I Turned My Passion Into My Dream Job and Now I Sell Small Hats to Iguanas On Instagram
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January 9, 2019Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian