The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Bobbie Armstrong
Bobbie Armstrong is a copywriter and humor writer in New York City. She’s probably taking a nap right now.
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January 4, 2021Please, Sir, I Want 11,780 More Votes
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December 14, 2020You Can’t Call Yourself a Woman Until a Man Has Written a Wall Street Journal Op-Ed on Why You Don’t Deserve the Title You’ve Earned
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December 3, 2020Even Though We Have Done Nothing Wrong, I, Vito Corleone, Am Pardoning My Entire Family
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December 1, 2020Let Me Teach You How to Teach Other People How to Teach Other People How to Freelance
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November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
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November 10, 2020A Dead Man in Michigan Voted Four Million Times, and We Will Have Proof of That Sometime in the Next Few Weeks or Months or So
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September 9, 2020The Revolution Will Not Be Televised; It Will Be Broken Down Into Ten-Minute Increments and Streamed On Quibi
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July 17, 2020I Am a Pair of Eddie Bauer Cargo Shorts, and I Have a Tasteful Number of Pockets
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January 22, 2020I Turned My Passion Into My Dream Job and Now I Sell Small Hats to Iguanas On Instagram
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January 9, 2019Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck
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