The Believer Magazine
Articles by
José Ferrer
José Ferrer is a writer, master-of-ceremonies and AKC-registered Siberian Husky.
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January 7, 2021We Must Take a Bipartisan Approach to Stopping This Armed, Violent Rebellion Us Republicans Have Perpetuated For Years
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August 27, 2020We Should Not Punish White Teens for Their Naïve Acts of Terrorism
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June 4, 2020We Must Use the Military to Protect America From Its Greatest Threat: America
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May 29, 2020We Need to Protect the True Victims of Civil Unrest: Big Box Chain Stores
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April 21, 2020As Your Governor, I Can Assure You the Coming Human Sacrifice Is Worth It
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December 2, 2019I’m the Host of a Prestigious TV News Show, and I Invite You to Come On-Air to Bullshit Me
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November 26, 2019I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me
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November 12, 2019Liberals Must Stop Condemning My Moral Cowardice and General Ineptitude
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August 5, 2019Leave Us Alone
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June 5, 2019We Cannot Act On Climate Change Until We Confirm It’s a Person of Color, Gay, an Immigrant, or a Woman
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May 29, 2019Do Your Fucking Job
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March 11, 2019I Refuse to Apologize for My Old, Harmless Jokes About Rape Cults, the Underdeveloped Psyche of Women, and Sexual Assault
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President