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Keith James

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Keith is happy you are reading this. Keith tweets (sweet_puppy42) and writes on Medium (jamekeit). He lives with his wife and dog in San Diego, California. He is always watching you.

January 9, 2019

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home

by Keith James

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January 9, 2019

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home

by Keith James
January 10, 2019

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