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Articles by
Keith James
Keith is a writer from San Diego. He writes and hosts the audio series “Gus Biblowitz: Basketball Legend” on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, and Spotify. You can find more of his work on keithjameswrites.com and Medium.
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January 14, 2020I Am the L.L. Bean Catalog, and I Have Chosen Pete Buttigieg as My King
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October 17, 2019A Statement From The Toon Squad Regarding the Hong Kong Protests
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October 7, 2019I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I Too Was Contacted By the Trump Administration to Investigate Hunter Biden
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September 18, 2019The Five Best US Cities for Concrete Dick Slabs
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July 31, 2019I Took the “Discover Your Patronus” Test On Pottermore and Got Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home