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Keith is a writer from San Diego. He writes and hosts the audio series “Gus Biblowitz: Basketball Legend” on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, and Spotify. You can find more of his work on keithjameswrites.com and Medium.
April 8, 2020I Am Ying Ying the Panda, and I Think You Know How My Quarantine Project Is Going
January 14, 2020I Am the L.L. Bean Catalog, and I Have Chosen Pete Buttigieg as My King
October 7, 2019I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I Too Was Contacted By the Trump Administration to Investigate Hunter Biden
September 18, 2019The Five Best US Cities for Concrete Dick Slabs
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