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Keith James
Keith is a writer from San Diego. He writes and hosts the audio series “Gus Biblowitz: Basketball Legend” on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, and Spotify. Keith will be releasing his debut novel GREG MAXWELL’S INFERNO through Humorist Books this summer. You can find more of his work on keithjameswrites.com and Medium.
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January 4, 2022I’m HBO Max, and Oh My God, What Is It Now?
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November 29, 2021Wake Up, You are Joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe and You Need to Start Taking Steroids Right Now
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November 9, 2021I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I, Too, Had a Brief Relationship with Pete Davidson
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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August 11, 2021I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My Second Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m on a Train Going to Hogwarts
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June 2, 2021Best STEM Toys For One-Year-Olds, Also, Calm Down
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April 8, 2020I Am Ying Ying the Panda, and I Think You Know How My Quarantine Project Is Going
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January 14, 2020I Am the L.L. Bean Catalog, and I Have Chosen Pete Buttigieg as My King
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October 7, 2019I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I Too Was Contacted By the Trump Administration to Investigate Hunter Biden
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September 18, 2019The Five Best US Cities for Concrete Dick Slabs
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July 31, 2019I Took the “Discover Your Patronus” Test On Pottermore and Got Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover
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September 29, 2023Job Posting: Lead Bro for Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 28, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with Reagan’s Ghost