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Stuart Winchester
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January 22, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #7: Fracky New Year
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December 19, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #6: Farewell to Christmas
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December 4, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #5: The Stolen Election
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November 14, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #4: Rethinking Disaster Relief
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October 29, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #3: Guns for Food Stamps
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October 10, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #2: In Defense of Todd Akin
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September 20, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper No. 1: A Constitutional Ban on Gay Marriage
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 18, 2020
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex