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Stuart Winchester

September 12, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #19: Common Sense for the Common Core

by Stuart Winchester
August 28, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #18: The Job Creator’s Tax Credit

by Stuart Winchester
August 7, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #17:
Saving Detroit

by Stuart Winchester
July 19, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #16: Keystone Kraziness

by Stuart Winchester
June 26, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #15: The Mystery of the Missing Bullets

by Stuart Winchester
June 5, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #14: The Trouble with Trains

by Stuart Winchester
May 17, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #13: Fuck Science

by Stuart Winchester
April 29, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #12: The War on Food

by Stuart Winchester
April 10, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #11: The Endangered Species Elimination Act

by Stuart Winchester
March 20, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #10: The Destruction of Iran

by Stuart Winchester
March 1, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #9: A March Away from Immigration Madness

by Stuart Winchester
February 6, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #8: Preserving the Right to Work

by Stuart Winchester

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January 15, 2021

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