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December 3, 2018Before Bingeing On Hallmark Holiday Movies, Please Agree to These Terms
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May 24, 2017Section 8F of Donald and Melania Trump’s Prenuptial Agreement: Handholding
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May 17, 2017End User License Agreement for Supporting Donald Trump
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March 28, 2016Tyler’s Flash Mob Marriage Proposal Waiver
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July 20, 2015Exiting Agreement for Save Our World Today
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March 4, 2015The Review Submission Policies Agreement Form
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April 4, 2014Grimm’s Terms and Conditions for Your Three Wishes
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March 28, 2012Terms of Service
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August 4, 2006My Signing Statements
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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