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legal-agreements
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December 3, 2018Before Bingeing On Hallmark Holiday Movies, Please Agree to These Terms
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May 24, 2017Section 8F of Donald and Melania Trump’s Prenuptial Agreement: Handholding
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May 17, 2017End User License Agreement for Supporting Donald Trump
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March 28, 2016Tyler’s Flash Mob Marriage Proposal Waiver
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July 20, 2015Exiting Agreement for Save Our World Today
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March 4, 2015The Review Submission Policies Agreement Form
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April 4, 2014Grimm’s Terms and Conditions for Your Three Wishes
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March 28, 2012Terms of Service
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August 4, 2006My Signing Statements
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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January 25, 2016Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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April 19, 2021America First Policy Institute Tries to Explain “Anglo-Saxon Tradition”
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 16, 2021My Two-Year-Old’s Guide to Potty Training Your Parents
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