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September 25, 2019What You Need to Know About Big Brother’s Phone Conversation With the Leader of Eurasia
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September 23, 2019How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments
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August 15, 2019Now That the Secret Job Search Is Over, My First Act as President of Your University Is to Be Completely Honest About My Questionable Qualifications For This Important Position
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July 23, 2019Mueller Does Shakespeare
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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April 17, 2019The Life Changing Magic of Covering Up, By Attorney General William Barr
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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August 29, 2018Although He Has Made Zero Effort to Make Amends, It Is Time to Bring Steve the Masturbator Back to Our Office
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