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Articles by
Keaton Patti
Keaton is a writer and comedian living in New York City. He has contributed writings for The New Yorker, Comedy Central, The Onion, Funny or Die, CollegeHumor and McSweeney’s Quarterly and Internet Tendency. He is also a performer on the Upright Citizens Brigade Harold team Some Kid and an alum of the UCB Touring Company.
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May 24, 2018An Introduction to The Pick-Up Artist’s Way
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April 5, 2018This Eulogy is Branded Content
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December 13, 2017Ajit Pai’s Dream of the Future
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July 6, 2017List: Healthcare Promo Codes
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June 23, 2017This Coffee Shop Chooses Not to Have Wi-Fi
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March 21, 2017Every Sean Spicer Press Briefing
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February 28, 2017The Steps Needed to Cast Bill Murray In Your Film
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December 20, 2016
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September 27, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: 9/11
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August 31, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Harambe
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August 23, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Technology Suppression
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July 13, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: False Deaths
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I