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Keaton Patti
Keaton is a writer and comedian living in New York City. He has contributed writings for The New Yorker, Comedy Central, The Onion, Funny or Die, CollegeHumor and McSweeney’s Quarterly and Internet Tendency. He is also a performer on the Upright Citizens Brigade Harold team Some Kid and an alum of the UCB Touring Company.
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May 24, 2018An Introduction to The Pick-Up Artist’s Way
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April 5, 2018This Eulogy is Branded Content
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July 6, 2017Healthcare Promo Codes
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June 23, 2017This Coffee Shop Chooses Not to Have Wi-Fi
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March 21, 2017Every Sean Spicer Press Briefing
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February 28, 2017The Steps Needed to Cast Bill Murray In Your Film
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August 31, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Harambe
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August 23, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Technology Suppression
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July 13, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: False Deaths
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