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Keaton is a writer and comedian living in New York City. He has contributed writings for The New Yorker, Comedy Central, The Onion, Funny or Die, CollegeHumor and McSweeney’s Quarterly and Internet Tendency. He is also a performer on the Upright Citizens Brigade Harold team Some Kid and an alum of the UCB Touring Company.

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    Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Sports
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    Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Medicine and Disease
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    I’m Not Going to Stop Being a Birthday Clown Just Because My Name Also Happens to Be John Wayne Gacy
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  • April 1, 2016
    Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: The Death of Princess Diana
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  • March 15, 2016
    Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Shakespeare’s Authorship
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  • March 4, 2016
    I Falsified the Data In My Bestselling Book Everyone Poops
    by Keaton Patti
  • February 24, 2016
    Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Area 51
    by Keaton Patti
  • February 3, 2016
    Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Global Warming
    by Keaton Patti
  • January 15, 2016
    Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Paul is Dead
    by Keaton Patti
  • December 4, 2015
    Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: New World Orders — Illuminati to Uber
    by Keaton Patti
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