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Keaton Patti
Keaton is a writer and comedian living in New York City. He has contributed writings for The New Yorker, Comedy Central, The Onion, Funny or Die, CollegeHumor and McSweeney’s Quarterly and Internet Tendency. He is also a performer on the Upright Citizens Brigade Harold team Some Kid and an alum of the UCB Touring Company.
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June 20, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Jesus Conspiracies
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June 14, 2016If the IRS Asks, This Theme Park is a Nursing Home
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May 20, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Sports
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April 27, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Medicine and Disease
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April 13, 2016I’m Not Going to Stop Being a Birthday Clown Just Because My Name Also Happens to Be John Wayne Gacy
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April 1, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: The Death of Princess Diana
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March 15, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Shakespeare’s Authorship
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March 4, 2016I Falsified the Data in My Bestselling Book Everyone Poops
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February 24, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Area 51
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February 3, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Global Warming
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January 15, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Paul is Dead
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December 4, 2015Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: New World Orders — Illuminati to Uber
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