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Key Ring Chronicles
Key Ring Chronicles is a crowd-sourced project that explores the stories behind objects that people keep on their key rings. It was created and is overseen by Paul Lukas, who has kept a quarter with a hole drilled through it on his own key ring since 1987. Readers are encouraged to participate by sending photos and descriptions here.
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June 18, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Leather “E” and Three Links of Chain
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June 4, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Pill Container
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May 21, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Brass Thimble
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May 7, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Cow Key
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April 16, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Little Metal Thing
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April 4, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Jersey Devil Pathtag
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March 19, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: NFL Key Ring Collection
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February 28, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Canoe Racing Medals
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February 6, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Navy Dog Tag
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January 22, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm
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January 8, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Aku Aku Mask
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December 18, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Gun Trigger
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