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Key Ring Chronicles
Key Ring Chronicles is a crowd-sourced project that explores the stories behind objects that people keep on their key rings. It was created and is overseen by Paul Lukas, who has kept a quarter with a hole drilled through it on his own key ring since 1987. Readers are encouraged to participate by sending photos and descriptions here.
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July 28, 2020Four-Way Pocket Screwdriver
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July 7, 2020Knotted Ribbon
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June 18, 2020Championship Net
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May 20, 2020Bicycle Cog
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February 25, 2020Pom-Poms
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January 28, 2020Meat Shed Key
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January 14, 2020Leather Strap
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September 10, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Fitzpatrick USB Drive
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July 23, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Small Metal Guitar
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July 9, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Palau Pill Purse
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June 18, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Leather “E” and Three Links of Chain
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June 4, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Pill Container
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