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Key Ring Chronicles
Key Ring Chronicles is a crowd-sourced project that explores the stories behind objects that people keep on their key rings. It was created and is overseen by Paul Lukas, who has kept a quarter with a hole drilled through it on his own key ring since 1987. Readers are encouraged to participate by sending photos and descriptions here.
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October 11, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Janitor Keys
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September 18, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Showbiz Pizza Place Charm
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September 4, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Old-Fashioned Key
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August 21, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Hagrid Figurine
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August 7, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Orange No. 1
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July 24, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Glitter Wand, Pencil Sharpener, and “KICK ASS” Tassel
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July 5, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Pignose Washer
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June 18, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Pink and Orange Ribbon
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June 5, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Personal Alarm
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May 22, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Pepper-Shaped Bicycle Head Badge
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May 7, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Tire
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April 24, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Beer Can Tab
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