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Key Ring Chronicles
Key Ring Chronicles is a crowd-sourced project that explores the stories behind objects that people keep on their key rings. It was created and is overseen by Paul Lukas, who has kept a quarter with a hole drilled through it on his own key ring since 1987. Readers are encouraged to participate by sending photos and descriptions here.
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October 18, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Fishing Lure
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October 3, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Red Golf Ball
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September 18, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Walgreens Discount Card
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September 6, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Gifts from Two Grandmothers
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August 23, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Tropicana Token
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August 9, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Wedding Band
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July 18, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Sobriety Tokens
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July 5, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Four Items
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June 20, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Rhinestone Rainbow Flag
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June 5, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: GUTS Bus Key
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May 23, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Benny Binion’s Horseshoe Club Fob
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May 8, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Miffy Figurine
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