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Key Ring Chronicles
Key Ring Chronicles is a crowd-sourced project that explores the stories behind objects that people keep on their key rings. It was created and is overseen by Paul Lukas, who has kept a quarter with a hole drilled through it on his own key ring since 1987. Readers are encouraged to participate by sending photos and descriptions here.
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August 5, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: New England Patriots Key Ring
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July 27, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Black Ceramic Wedding Band
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July 19, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: “Caius” Tag
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July 7, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: First Family
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June 23, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Handcuff Key
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June 14, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Broken Key
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June 6, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Cotter Pin
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May 26, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: P-38 Can Opener
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May 19, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Engraved Brass Tab
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May 9, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Lego Bricks
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April 28, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Brass Ring
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April 18, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Library Card
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