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Key Ring Chronicles
Key Ring Chronicles is a crowd-sourced project that explores the stories behind objects that people keep on their key rings. It was created and is overseen by Paul Lukas, who has kept a quarter with a hole drilled through it on his own key ring since 1987. Readers are encouraged to participate by sending photos and descriptions here.
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November 1, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Metal Football
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October 24, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Miniature Flask
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October 11, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Shrimp Whistle
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September 29, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Beaded Bracelet
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September 20, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Miner’s Lamp Tag and Cycling End Caps
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September 7, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Hubbell Light Switch Key
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August 25, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Submariner’s EAB Manifold Dust Cover
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August 11, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Military ID Tag and Blood Type Tag
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August 5, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: New England Patriots Key Ring
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July 27, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Black Ceramic Wedding Band
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July 19, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: “Caius” Tag
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July 7, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: First Family
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