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Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute
Stuart Winchester is the founder of the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Ronald Reagan Free Markets Institute for Freedom, Patriotism and the American Way (APMAG), a far-right think tank dedicated to preserving our nation from the nefarious influences of liberalism in all its odious forms.
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September 12, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #19: Common Sense for the Common Core
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August 28, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #18: The Job Creator’s Tax Credit
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August 7, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #17: Saving Detroit
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July 19, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #16: Keystone Kraziness
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June 26, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #15: The Mystery of the Missing Bullets
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June 5, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #14: The Trouble with Trains
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May 17, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #13: Fuck Science
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April 29, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #12: The War on Food
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April 10, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #11: The Endangered Species Elimination Act
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March 20, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #10: The Destruction of Iran
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March 1, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #9: A March Away from Immigration Madness
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February 6, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #8: Preserving the Right to Work
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